Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Tips for Living in a Tiny Apartment



This song came on the radio last night and I nearly knocked over my chair in my eagerness to turn the volume up. Hey, want to know how I got that awesome embedded Big Pun YouTube to start at a specific point in the video? Super-easy HTML tutorial here.



Nick and I have lived in our fair share of tiny apartments. There was our little shoebox on San Gabriel in Austin--our first apartment together. It was really only big enough for one person, so Nick put most of his stuff in storage and moved in with little more than a suitcase. And then there was our itty bitty place in Midtown Atlanta a couple of years ago. The oven and fridge were sort of whimsically shrunken, and there was no door on the bedroom. Oh, the joys of renting.

We're now getting comfortably settled into what is probably the smallest of the three tiny shoeboxes we have inhabited. I figure our 2+ years experience with surviving in close quarters with two grown adults, a hyper dog, and a demanding cat has got to count for something. So I thought I'd try to impart a little wisdom about surviving in less than 500 square feet.


#1A: GET RID OF ALL YOUR BIG FURNITURE*
*You can keep your bed.


So long, ugly green chair.


The Goodwill did not accept ugly green chair. I was really quite offended.


So long, giant red vinyl couch. So long, coffee table, bedside table, dresser, desks, end tables, and book cases! Up to my parents' garage you go, heirloom dining table!

#1B:...AND REPLACE IT WITH MINIATURE VERSIONS FROM IKEA


IKEA Ingo dining table ($69.99) and 4 IKEA Ivar chairs ($19.99 each)


IKEA Laiva TV Stand, $20


IKEA Laiva Desk, $20


#2: NO SPACE IS TOO SMALL TO BE USEFUL


Like...above the kitchen cabinets!



Or...below the ottoman!



Or...that tiny section of wall! Looks big enough for a broom to me.




#3 REPURPOSE YOUR BELONGINGS


A drinking glass becomes a dainty container for your makeup brushes.



Your knickknack rack becomes an out-of-the way place to stash your makeup.



And who needs a coffee table with a centerpiece when you have a beat-up army trunk and a salad bowl from your wedding registry?




#4: HOOKS, HOOKS, HOOKS!








If it was good enough for the Shakers, it's good enough for you.




#5: KEEP THINGS FLEXIBLE


It's all about being modular, man. Think you don't have room for a guest room, a dining room, and a living room? Sure you do.



In this photo, it's configured like a living room. Push the trunk aside, fold out the futon, and you've got a guest room! Or push the trunk aside, pull the dining table and chairs out into the center of the room, and you've got a freakin banquet hall! It's like HOGGWARTS, dude.



...okay, almost like Hoggwarts.


The last rule is the most important.

#6: BE SURE YOU REALLY, REALLY LIKE YOUR ROOMMATE.


Discussion question: Have you ever lived in a tiny place? Do you have any tips to share?

check out more pics of our tiny apartment on my Flickr

8 comments:

  1. My tips come from the ministry of technology:

    #1: go mobile - if you reduce all your tech from towers into laptops then your computing power can be harnessed using grid computing - see distcc.samba.org for getting the most out of your mobiles. See xbox instead of pc for playing games, see ipad instead of big laptop
    #2: digitize your content - that big dvd rack in the corner? digitize it and put it on a hard drive. Those CD racks full of cd cases? Digitize it into mp3s! that book case? - buy the ebook versions! Class notes? Scan them in!
    #3: Now that everything is digitized - centrally locate it for the mobiles: get a big honken fileserver from iomega - all the mobiles will be able to access it and you can listen to music, watch movies and read books from all over your house

    Sorry my suggestions are a little techy - but that's my two cents :-)

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  2. Invaluable words of advice from the DePalma Family Minister of Technology [and Wires]. We really need to do a better job with #2...

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  3. I've lived in small spaces, but I don't think I've ever lived somewhere quite that small! Great tips on organization, and I'd only add the bummer tip: TIDY UP REGULARLY. That way, you keep things in the good order you've recommended. It's more challenging for some of us than others...

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  4. Oh girl, you are speakin the truth. It only takes a few things out of place to make a tiny place like this look totally trashed. ...kind of like it looks right now.

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  5. Yeah! I love it. :) #7- Have a bunch of people over for a party. When they leave the place will seem really big. PS- Nico told me about your new job. Congrats!

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  6. Thanks James! I hope we can all go celebrate some time this week.

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  7. I heard about your new job throuh James, ahem, CONGRATS you bad ass you! BTW I was just singing that song tonight...I'm not a player I just crush a lot...love it!!!

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  8. omg I am a terrible bff. I'm sorry I didn't call!! I'll holler tomorrow.

    keep crushin lil squeekee

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